shotness
a really dumb way to say you’ve been shot. usually not serious or flesh wound.
awwwe d-mn! i got the shotness at the club last night. took six sitches and the cops gave me sh-t on top of it!
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a society built on ideas and actions that have negative effects into the future because of not thinking about the consequences (a combination of the words myopia and topia/dystopia) the united states of america is a mytopia, here’s some reasons why: -new york -war -government -polution -(the list goes on)
- mybook
combination of mysp-ce and facebook; synonymous with facesp-ce, sp-ceface, sp-cebook, myface, and any other combinations of the two words. -hey did you see the pictures i put up on mybook? -nah man i was checking facesp-ce all day today.
- macgyverwipe
verb – macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing) 1. when one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach. “many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when p–ping in the wild by making […]
- Machow
the phrase said after something good happens ” i won the lottery…machow!!!” or ” hey gari did you bed that girl last night ?” ” yes i did….ehh machow”
- Shower Chicken
a fun game between totally straight bros: two guys undress, soap up, and wrestle over a rubber chicken in the shower. winner gets the chicken. “my girlfriend was p-ssed when she saw me and mike exit the shower, but once i showed her the shower chicken she laughed it off”