Shottiehog
an individual who loads a shottie and proceeds to sit with it loaded, either staring at the tv or busy chatting (blissfully unaware that the only reason they have the attention of the enitre room is because they have what everyone else wants in their hand) and won’t actually smoke it for ages
oi you shottiehog, people are waiting
f-cking shottiehog, this ganja aint gonna smoke itself is it
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