Shoulder-Dicking
when you’re seated next to someone who has a standing desk, creating the awkward situation of having their d-ck at your shoulder height.
brad is great, but honestly ever since he got a standing-desk i feel like he’s shoulder-d-cking me all the time. every time i turn around his d-ck is right there on my shoulder.
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