shoulder nipples


the b-mps you get on the shoulders of a shirt when it’s been on a hanger for too long.
wash the shoulder nipples out of your shirt.
n: the small b-mps that form on top of the shoulders of shirts (typically men’s, but not exclusively) after they have been hung on clothes hangers.
“i wanted t wear this shirt today, but when i took it out of the closet it had shoulder nipples on it.”
when you dry/hang your shirt on a wire hanger and the hanger causes the fabric to stretch out and creates a small imprint resembling a nipple on each shoulder.
that chick be sportin’ shoulder nipples! that beezy best be gettin’ some padded shoulders beetch!

or

b-tch, best start neatly foldin’ yo laundre.

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