shoulder parrot


a shoulder parrot is when you walk up behind somebody who is sitting down and proceed to rest your t-st-cl-s and p-n-s on their shoulder. bonus points if you say “ahoy captain!”
chris took my seat so i rewarded him with a fine shoulder parrot. arrr!

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