shoulder sex
when two peoples’ shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)
“oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder s-x already? get a room!”
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- Shovelin
trying to have s-x with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. this is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks. john : “dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!” paul : “every day i’m shovelin!”
- Lextrap
seemingly innocent, pleasant attractive woman who, on knowing better and on closer inspection, is positively evil. lures in the unsuspecting with disney features, tiny voice, cuteness etc. only to suck the life blood out of them. detests younger, hotter, cuter females. “it’s a lextrap terrance – and you’ve been caught!”
- Laykan
someone who is outgoing, s-xy, blonde, & ambitious (: wow, that girl is so laykan :d
- Bronxed
v. tr. (bronxed, bronxing, bronxes) 1. a considerably discourteous act performed while driving. derived from the new york city borough of the same name. (dutch – bronck, from modern english: bronx (see bronx) shirley was bronxed when cut off by a gentleman making a left turn from the right lane.
- laztarded
when someone is so lazy that they either seem to be r-t-rded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a r-t-rd. “f-ck, that dude is seriously laztarded.” or “no, bob really isn’t that dumb, he’s just been kinda laztarded lately.