shoulderfucker
a term used in the information technology consulting field to describe an -sshole client who:
1. asks for a “status update” every 1 minute 19 seconds.
2. stands so close to you while watching what you’re doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.
son of a f-cking b-tch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderf-cker.
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