Shoulf
pr-nounced: (sh)oolf verb
1. the act of closing one eye to improved one’s ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.
2. squinting so your phone isn’t so d-mn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.
last night halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.
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