shovel fighting team
a team which consists of ugly women who compete against teams of other ugly women in the sport of shovel fighting. ugly facial features, missing teeth, facial hair, a manly voice as well as other manly features are common physical traits of shovel-fighters.
chris- “man, i met this girl on one of those online dating sites and she looked nothing like her pictures.”
john- “was she really ugly??”
chris- “dude, she looked like she was captain of the russian shovel fighting team!”
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