Shovel Talk
the “if you hurt him/her i will break you” talk given as a warning to a romantic partner from a concerned party, usually family or a close friend.
father of the bride: “i have a shovel and 30 acres of land. if you hurt a hair on her head, no one will ever find your body.”
groom: “you don’t need to give me a shovel talk, sir. i would rather die than hurt her.”
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