shovelfuck


when you sleep with a shovel face.
man you got shovelf-cked by jamie!!!!
to mess someone up with a shovel.

often used by males, in a derogatory s-xual context, where one would prefer to f-ck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in s-xual intercourse.
andy: oh man… check her out! you gotta hit that!
jacob: oh god. someone needs to shovelf-ck her good.
when the speaker goes too far with a topic and begins to dig him/herself into a hole. this speaker also must be scr-w-ng themselves out of something that they want. so in short, the speaker is digging themselves into a hole and f-cking themselves out of something at the same time.
i just shovel f-cked myself!

or

oh man, you just shovel f-cked yourself!
to mess someone up with a shovel.

often used by males, in a derogatory s-xual context, where one would prefer to f-ck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in s-xual intercourse.
andy: oh man… check her out! you gotta hit that!
jacob: oh god. someone needs to shovelf-ck her good.

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