show boner


a p-n-s that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)
nyquilla busted in on me dropping a deuce and saw my johnson before i even had time to work up a show b-n-r.

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