Show Choir

the extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who “can’t do a jazz hand to save her life”, and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. guys wear more make up than david bowie, and girls aren’t afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. we sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! ah show choir…what’s not to love!?
dude 1: dude! that girl over there is totally stripping!
dude 2: yea so, she’s in show choir.
dude 1: well still, why aren’t you totally in awe over this?
dude 2: cause i’m in show choir…
1. a group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. a group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. a group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
see show choir.
innocent bystander #1: oh look at those people, they’re covered from head to toe in sequins!
innocent bystander #2: yeah, they must be in showchoir.
the most f-cking awesome thing in the world. we showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. people think that it isn’t a sport, but they can suckit~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous… 🙂
you: -after showchoir performance- -walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face- h-llooo?! boring showchoir person? listen to me, you sparkling smurf.
me: oh, h-ll naw. 😐
(the showchoir circles you as i kick your lilly -ss)
you: i’m sorry!!!!!
me: -laughs maliciously, wringing hands- i didn’t hear you…
it is an activity in which partic-p-nts sing and dance at the same time, while wearing shiney costumes and jewelry that can blind you, dark make-up, and fake hair. show choirs perform at compet-tions within their own state and sometimes compete in other places, such as california, florida, new york, branson, hawaii, and chicago.
in show choir you wear dark make-up and shiney costumes.
a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.
dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they’re sequined-y!

total showchoirness…
also see showchoir.
showchoir is a mispelled version of show choir. just to clear up confusion.
a group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a “trophy.” they sing, too.
carlos: man i’m so tired, i’m out like a straight guy in show choir!