show-cock

male arm candy, usually used only to parade about and possibly have s-x with later, if he doesn’t ruin it by talking too much.

also:
the male version of a trophy wife.
i told grey i’d find her a show-c-ck for her upcoming event.
a male who flaunts his erect p-n-s to the annoyance of other males present. if you’re about 14 and have a big c-ck for your age this is a good way to embarr-ss your cl-ssmates and make yourself feel even bigger. however, if you haven’t grown out of this kind of behaviour by 18 then there’s something wrong with you. you can go up to someone in the shower and say “hey, look at my big c-ck”, or you can try to be subtle and get them to look by saying “hey, look at this bruise on my elbow” while pretending, implausibly, that you haven’t even noticed that your c-ck is so hard that it’s made your voice go husky. people who do this are probably not really gay, but they have to get used to being called it. ways of dealing with a showc-ck include: 1. pretend you haven’t noticed. 2. laugh at him. 3. force him to back off by thrusting at him with your own giant erection. 4. if you think he’s more scared of looking gay than you are then you could kneel down and pretend you’re about to f-ll-t- him, but this is risky as you’ll probably get c-ckslapped and if the teacher happens to walk past and glance in at this moment it can be very embarr-ssing for everyone involved, even bystanders. note that a true showc-ck flaunts a fully erect p-n-s, not a semi pretending to be flaccid, and he does it to males, not females, and he does it to f-ck with them metaphorically, not literally. this is not a way to win friends and influence people.
f-ck off, you f-cking showc-ck.

miles is the worst showc-ck. he even gets his c-ck out during break.

girl: you’re not exactly shy.
boy: yeah, well, i used to be a bit of a showc-ck.
girl: what’s that?
boy: you don’t want to know. i mean … nothing, really.