Show Me The Receipts
to have proof of something.
girlfriend: my girl said she saw you with that other b-tch!
boyfriend: did she? alright then, show me the receipts!
response asking for proof of one’s past misdeeds when a queen makes a wild accusation about you. -be careful, if the receipts can be presented, then you look like an -ss!
dontatella vertachi: “gurl, why the h-ll were you dancing half naked with david while your man was p-ssed out last night?”
cuckoo channel: “show me the receipts!”
dontatella vertachi” -whips out camera phone- “here! i took a video!”
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