show me yo knees
a) what you say after someone lifts up a skirt and a bare -ss is exposed.
b) a common insult in tai restaraunts when your food tastes like ghonorea.
c) in midieval scotland, under the command of william wallace, b-tches and hoes/sk-nks/rhinoes revolted due to the regular (and very demeaning) command, “show me yo knees” (the hairiest part off the female scottish body).
d) a way to check that your girl hasn’t been on them!
william wallace – “ugh…”
hoe – “what pesters thou my king?”
william wallace – “show me yo knees and i shall tell thou serpant.”
hoe – –lifts skirt–
willam wallace – “that’ll do hoe, that’ll do.”
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