show pony
usually a person that shows off in the public eye and does things just for the h-ll of it, usually dyeing hair regally. commonly of gay s-xuality
look over at that show pony he/ she thinks they are so cool and better then you and me
a highly attractive partner that one treats as an accessory.
“look at that show pony. he’s been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends.”
“i don’t mind being his show pony. i know i look good. i’m not shy about reeling in the benefits.”
according to stance houchens, a dumb blonde with big b–bs. there natural environment is trailer parks and skeezy bars such as silverado.
naw, she ain’t no showpony.
stunning beautiful show pony takes my breath away…………showpony
truely stunning showpony all that my eyes have seen….i l-st for more showpony
someone who not only looks better than the rest but just is
hi i’m kathy and i’m a show pony.
a variation on the donkey punch.
the partner in front (on all fours) is wearing a leash – or a belt on short notice. the partner in rear holds out a fist, and yanks the leash, causing his/her partner’s head to slam into the fist.
the same results as the donkey punch are achieved, now with 50% more erotic asphyxiation.
“i dislocated my shoulder the other day, but i didn’t want to not abuse my girlfriend, so i gave her the show pony.”
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