Showberryness
the particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar b-ttocks.
showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand b-m warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
the degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano -rs-d occupant.
although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a ‘flashback’ variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
disambiguation:
if you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you’re f-cking perverted. neither of these examples can be cl-ssed as true showbberryness.
i got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.
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