shower loko


the act of consuming an entire four loko while in the shower for the purpose of pre-gaming an event. exiting the shower before the entire drink is consumed is strictly forbidden. commonly performed before college football games and fraternity day-drinking events.
example: “we only have 10 minutes to pre-game and get cleaned up. what are we going to do?”
“shower loko.”

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