Shower Napkin
the towel you use when you didn’t do laundry therefore running out of your full size shower towel. the shower napkin is the midsized towel usually used as a hand towel or wash cloth. the shower napkin is used for wiping the water off while you freeze from being cold and wet because it wont even fit all the way around a newborn baby
i forgot to do the laundry last night so the only thing i had was a shower napkin for this morning.
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