shower pepperoni


the chunky pieces of bl–dy goop left over when a girl takes a shower at your house while she’s on her period. one can often find shower pepperoni after a long night of s-x.
don’t let steph take a shower at your house, unless you want to clean the shower pepperoni out of the drain.

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