Shower Philosopher
a person who commonly discusses the philosophies of life with his/her self while in the shower. often times these people will come out of the shower with some realization of something in life.
person 1: “what took you so long in there?”
person 2: “i was wondering which language deaf people think in.”
person 1: “ah. you must be a shower philosopher.”
person 2: “yeah, i guess you could say that.”
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