shower pocket


someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.
“oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!”
“is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?”
slang term for “douche bag.”
i’ve never met a bigger shower pocket than frank.

that must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.

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