shower prep
to m-st-rb-t-. basically to “prepare to shower”. it is a lot more convenient to m-st-rb-t- and j-zz all over yourself before you shower so you can wash it off. or in a girls case… i don’t know maybe they just like to do it before they get in the shower, which is extremely s-xy for some reason.
i’m not allowed to shower prep for two weeks because my girlfriend wants me to save it for her. wow she is h-rny.
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