shower rod


the act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a s-xual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the p-n-s.
bob…..man, i was showering this morning and i got the biggest hard on thinking about sally.

jim…..that’s nothing, i totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

bob….wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

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