Shower Schizophrenia
when your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.
joe: hey, i’m gonna take a shower.
carter: alright
minutes later….
joe: ahhhhh f-ck!
carter: sh-t, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
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