Shower Session
to engage in a shower session means to m-st-rb-t- while taking a shower. most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they m-st-rb-t-, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the p-n-s.
son: “dad, we need more conditioner.”
dad: “why is that son?”
son: “because i haven’t had a shower session in three days!”
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