Shower Stamina


the incredible stamina that is given to you when you attempt beat off in the shower. due to shower stamina, beating off in the shower takes 3 times longer
“hey joe, why were you in the shower so long?”

“bro beating it in the shower takes foever. f-cking shower stamina!”

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