shower-wipe
a shower-wipe is when you are taking a sh-t and realize it’s one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy sh-t) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the -ss waste.
dude i just took the biggest sh-t and had no tp left so i just shower-wiped.
taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. this is less messy, as you can wipe your -rs- with your hands and then wash your hands.
johnny: “dude i just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess”
dave: “you wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?”
johnny: “showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit.”
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