when someone is spitting while they’re talking.
anna: dude, calm down you showered me.
device that men use to wack off while at thier in-laws house
i m*st*rb*t* so much in the shower when it rains i get a hard on
a great place to jerk off when your a teenager and have little privacy.
man i have a throbbing erection and i really need somewhere to explode my load! hmmmm the house if full of people….
“i’m taking a shower!”
alright party time! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap stiffled groan
an excuse to cover up masturbation
kid: not now mom! im taking a shower!
a p*n*s that doesn’t grow much during an erection.
see also: grower
my p*n*s is a shower.
similar to s*x. you take your clothes off, get your d*ck nice and wet, m*ssage it till its nice and warm, and *j*c*l*t* your sperm thinking s*xual things.
tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as tom j*zzed all over himself.
when a man already already has a big p*n*s when flaccid, but when they have an erection it doesn’t grow much larger.see grower
i know a man who is a shower, and his wife loves it.
the place where you can’t tell the difference between water and tears.
my fiance broke up with me, so i went to take a shower.
not able to demonstrate emotion, or show affection. ex: hugging, kissing, even saying i love you. my boyfriend is undemonstrative.. he doesn’t act like he loves me but he does.
getting sterilized s*x tools to screw a person. i feel like kirk-scr*w*ng daniel.
the act of roasting the f*ck out of someone. ohhh jimmy just got nax’d!
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