showerbation


the act of m-st-rb-t–n in the shower or bath.
chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.
process of masturbating while taking a shower. very convenient, due to the fact that most often -j-c-l-t–n can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.
roommate: g-d, why does it take so long for jacob to shower?

p-sser-by: isn’t it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

roommate: oh gross, i hope he washes all the j-zz down the drain.

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