showerglarphobia
a fear of a burglar inside of your shower.
this results in a habitual opening of the shower to “check” for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
“do you really open the shower when you sh-t earl?”
“yeah… (sigh) i suffer from showerglarphobia. it’s a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when i swear i saw d-ck cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself.”
“that’s bullsh-t earl. no such thing exists. your full of sh-t.”
“no way. its a facebook group, duhh!! it exists jack-ss. the last thing i wanted was a face full of bird shot when i was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude.”
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