showerleep
when you shower before you sleep, and when getting out of the shower, fully rushing to bed to get a satisfactory -rg-sm-like feeling.
jim has been showerleeping so much as an alternative to his chronic masturbation.
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heard more in past decades than currently–but not a dead expression, by any means. although you’ll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, northeast metro areas of the us. the best definition is no definition. better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner […]