showertime epiphany
an epiphany, a shocking revelation that occurs when doing the most mundane of tasks, such as showering. this could be the solution to a long-unresolved problem.
mike’s been wondering what to do with the corpses for a while, as they’re very incriminating evidence, and are also starting to smell real bad… but then yesterday he had a showertime epiphany: dump them in the river!
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