Showertime Shakedown


the daily ritual of masturbating in the shower when one first wakes up. usually triggered by the presence of morning wood or the lack of a girlfriend.
chuck: hey bro, how you been?

jake: fantastic, just got back from the showertime shakedown.

chuck: cl-ssic.

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