showjumping


a kick–ss equestrian sport consisting of riding over m-ssive obstacles with thousands of spectators cheering in the background. usually seen as “the real deal” of equestrian disciplines.
rider: hey mom, did you see my awesome dressage test yesterday?

mother: oh sorry dear, i was watching the showjumping.

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