Shoyo
first and foremost, a shoyo can only be a j-panese male. a shoyo is someone who uses and hogs somenone else’s computer up to 20-24 hours straight because his computer sucks and can’t run anything. a shoyo can also be someone who likes a girl but will never talk to that girl in his life. a shoyo sleeps over at your house 3 days straight just to use your computer to flirt with girls online (you wont even know if theyre real girls). a shoyo will not brush his teeth when he sleeps over at your house for 3 days straight, therefore don’t be surprised if his breath smells like gorilla’s diarhea after eating 50 garlic breads, chips with salsa, chilli, and a beef and bean burrito.
“dang, get out of my house you ‘shoyo’!”
“man, guess what! you just pulled a shoyo!”
“don’t be a shoyo and get off my computer and go home to your mom”
“your breath smells like shoyo, you’re not my friend anymore”
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