Shplakow
1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, “dissed,” or humiliated
2. the word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.
( shh-plah-cow )
guy: whats up wit the gay outfit?
friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
guy: your mom didn’t complain last night!
guy’s friend: shplakow!!!
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