shplotski
when you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before c-mming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling “shplotski!”
clarissa was being a b-tch last night so when i was f-ckin’ her i had to shplotski that b-tch.
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