shralped


hideously amusing agonizing downside to douchey behavior

having been -ss violated by numerous pieces of shrapnel penetrating the deep in the rectal area causing lifelong erectile dysfunction or permanent p-n-s flaccidity
wiping out in the shallows the coral reef sodomized him horribly. he unnatural desire to f-ck her -ss has been shralped. -rg-smic pleasure is cut off forever.

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