shred betty
a cool female snowboarder of exceptional ability
wow, she grabbed an ollie, that chick is a real shred betty
a hot -ss b-tch that loves getting down on the d. not a trogslewt.
slater – “yo, that chick over there has been giving me the eye all night..”
stirling – “awwww sh-t! dude she’s a total shred betty, you are about to get your d ravaged tonight!”
slater – “aawwwww h-lll yeahhhh!”
together – “shred betties rule!”
followed by a huge high five
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