ShredAlert


when conditions and elements for a sporting activity align to become irresistible, making it incredibly necessary for one to drop every responsibility and obligation in order to recreate.

a call to party at the most varsity of levels.
shreeeedaleeeeerrrt, i will not be coming to work today.

drunken party=facebook profile pictures, shredalert!

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