shredding the beef
using one’s fingernails while wacking off. causes the man-pole to bleed. audie’s brother invented it. feels good.
yesterday i had a b-n-r all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice
i’ve been shredding the beef so much my p-n-s is half the size it used to be.
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