the one true overlord that will save us from the everlasting suffering known as life.
there is a war coming and only shrek 2 can save us.
we all must pray to the shrek 2, for he will show us the way to salvation.
dirna is the kind of the girl who straightforward, funny, kindhearted, and loving. she will always be by your side and makes everyone around her laugh. “hey, that girl was so funny!” “she must be a dirna.”
- eggerman your bags
an overwhelming need to bring carry on luggage on a flight as opposed to checking your bags. do you have checked luggage or did you eggerman your bags?
- waiting for a train
to go for a sh-t where’s urko gone?….. she’s waiting for a train
fear of being deported to origin country i have deportphobia it’s trump fualt.
- on the off
on the off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don’t know how to spell “occasion” or are just a lazy f-cker. i am too “hey! do you listen to kendrick?” “on the off”