Shrek Punch


during s-x, either -n-l or doggy style, sh-t on your fist and deliver a violent jab to the face or back of your partner’s head. the punch will only count as a shrek punch in the event sloppy greenish sh-t is used on the fist.
“man, i’m never going to get a true shrek punch on linda. my sh-t is always too solid and brown…”

“don’t worry, you’ll get lucky one of these times. just eat more taco bell and white castle.”

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