shrekism


shrekism is a religion revolving around the character in the 2001 animated film, called “shrek”. its followers say things like: cutting onions with my knife, shrek is love shrek is life. shrekisim is praying to shrek and hoping he will reward us with eternal life. our greatest enemy is the drek lord farquaad worshipers. they believe that farquaad who tried to take shreks wife is the true ruler. big online battles rise on shrekchan.com about this topic, that is very sensitive to its followers.
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