Shrewd simian


synonymous for saying someone is one h-ll of a smart monkey.
ex 1:
john: well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle! steve jobs has made apple more valuable than microsoft on the market!

justin: there’s no doubt he’s a shrewd simian.

ex 2:
i just saved a lot of money by switching to geico! call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

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