Shrewsbury, New Jersey
a too small of a town near the coast of jersey, surrounded by little silver and red bank. occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. rarely you’ll see a mom who actually works for a living.
school is too small (k-8) and tries to stick to “traditions”, which results in a terrible and embarr-ssing 8th grade graduation. a few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
two groups of girls- the skinny b-tches who hang out with the skinny b-tches in little silver. and the somewhat normal group, who (according to the b-tches) are losers and don’t have a life. the boys are immature and full of themselves and don’t know how to -ssociate with the opposite s-x.
warning: don’t move to shrewsbury.
student 1: hey, where do you live?
student 2: ……..shrewsbury, new jersey……. but i’m not one of the b-tches!
student 1: yeah shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
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