Shrewsbury

a town located in ma, very near worcester. complete suburbian h-ll, filled with rich sn-bby white kids and about 5 black kids. aka : the bury.
most children from “the bury” are either total preps or are white kids trying to be black and thuggish.
the shrewsbury highschool club of black history has about 3 black kids, and 30 white kids in it.
a small village that regularly floods and is located in shropshire, too close really to wolverhampton for most people’s liking. the town is also nicknamed “salop”, however none of the locals seem to know why. many refer to it as “the shire”.
shrewsbury repeatadly floods every day, and the football team have recently re-trained themselves to become water polo players.
a city in central ma, bordering worcester,ma, a bunch of white kids, maybe 9 black kids in the high school. in general, kids are either preps or white “gangstas” weed is common, and many claim they do, and can get harder drugs such as ecstasy, cocaine, etc. yet about 3 kids have access to it. towns flooded with mids, danks are rare and expensive.

sometimes nicknamed “snoozebury” because there is no place to have fun, therefore we smoke weed instead. theres amf bowling alley, which is fun maybe twice a year. if your desperate you make the 20min. ride to solomon pond mall, but stay away from greendale mall, sh-ts scary.
im so f-cking bored, theres nothing to do in shrewsbury (aka snoozebury), lets just smoke weed.
this town onthe jersey sh-r-. none of the people look or talk anything like the jersey sh-r- people. most of the boys think their cool and hang out with the little silver girls. they all try to be cool and hang out at markam but n-body wants them there. also they hang out behind the park and think their cool because they get drunk. most of the girls are backstabbing b-tches. their is one k-8 school and everybody in the town absoutly hates it. they all have iphones and get cars right when they can drive. everybidy knows everybodies buisness because of the stupid gossiping moms. most of the moms have their own facebooks so they can “check up” with their kids who are acting like sl-ts right in front of their faces. this one by one town is literally the definintion of small town sh-t
oh you live in shrewsbury…..i feelsorry for you
shrewsbury is a town full of crackheads, slags and most of its teenage population are sleeping around.
shrewsbury is a sh-tty town
a speck on the globe where white people send their children to school and build identical neighborhoods…where shrews live.
shrews are from shrewsbury.
a suburban town in central ma, bordering worcester,ma, also known as “the bury”. theres nothing really to do except smoke weed, get wasted, get “jammed” or be a “white city rat”. sucks to be the kid smoking mids, in a town full of your so called wanna be gangsters and rich preppy -ss partiers comes “dank” quality weed as the cool kids would say. we keep it simple either you have headies or indo, if its anything less than that u get robbed for sucking at life.

hard drugs aren’t difficult to come by; we border worcester for gods sake it only takes one call, just a very small handful have the b-lls, connections or are stupid enough to do or get them. there are about 10 black kids in the entire town, they would of been better off being white. theres very little in this town to be proud of. theres never anywhere to go so most nights end up being trashed in a parking lot, or burnt the f-ck out
-shrewsbury blows theres never anything to do!
-lets smoke another blunt
-alright i got 5 on it. again.