Shrimp Boat Captain
a term used to describe a s-xual act in which a man -j-c-l-t-s into someone’s -sshole, and then sticks a straw in that -sshole and sucks out the sperm.
“i gave him the shrimp boat captain for his birthday”.
a term you use to call someone stupid/r-t-rded. this refers to the famous forrest gump, who was r-t-rded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.
fred: tony backed into a parked car again…
brian: what a shrimp boat captain.
one who has mastered the art of shrimpin’
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
the master of shrimpin
robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our cl-ss. he loves to shrimp
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